Windows Family
| Windows Family | |
|---|---|
| File:WindowsFamilyLogo.png | |
| Founder: | Windows 3.1 |
| Leader: | XP, 7 |
| Matriarch: | NT, 95 |
| Type of faction: | Multi-clan dynasty (DOS and NT lines) |
| Main social roles: | celebrities (younger generations), imperialists (older), gamers |
| Territory: | Highly industrialized, militarized and corporate, also has a large gaming culture. |
| Established: | 1990 |
| Dissolution: | current |
| Predecessor: | Microsoft-IBM Family |
| Successor: | current |
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- Microsoft Licensing
- MS-DOS
- Windows 3.1
- Windows NT
- Windows 95
- Windows 98
- Windows 98SE
- Windows NT Workstation (aka Inu-T)
- Windows CE
- Windows 2000
- Windows ME
- Windows XP Professional
- Windows XP Home
- Windows XP Media Center Edition
- Windows 2003
- Windows Vista (aka Longhorn)
- Windows Server 2008
- Windows Azure
- Windows 7
- Windows 8
- Windows 10
Annex Bios
History
The Windows Family dates back to 1980 as part of the Microsoft-IBM Family and branched off of it from the Microsoft-IBM Family's breakup in 1990.
During the 1980's with Windows 1.0-tan and Windows 2.0-tan as the only Windows OSes, the Windows-tans were rather obscure and low-key. The Windows-tans first achieved popularity with the advent of Windows 3.1-tan (then Windows 3.0-tan). Because of Windows 3.1-tan's success, the Microsoft-IBM Family broke up and the Windows Family started on its imperialist ambitions.
Windows NT-tan was created to conquer the server market and Windows 95-tan to conquer the consumer market. NT-tan and 95-tan were paired together to help each other fight and conquer. But also as part of the Windows Family's imperialist ambitions, Windows 1.0-tan and 2.0-tan were banished during the OS Wars because they knew of the early IBM-Microsoft Family which the Family's executives thought would be better off forgotten and not taught to the younger generations of Windows-tans though MS-DOS-tan was kept around because MS-DOS was still a major seller. They were also unwilling and unable to carry out the scorched-earth tactics that NT-tan and 95-tan could.
NT-tan established the Windows Family's foothold in the server market. While not as nearly as powerful as the Unix-tan forces that dominated the server market previously, she capitalized on clever marketing and the weaknesses of the Unix Family, war-torn by the Unix Wars.
95-tan took the consumer market by storm, with her forces pillaging and conquering any competing territory that crossed their path, with her main competitors being the Mac-tans who were unprepared for the new style of war that developed during the OS Wars of the mid-1990's. 95-tan's forces conquered nearly all the Mac-tans' territory, including their capital city.
After the brutality of the OS Wars ended, NT-tan and 95-tan settled down and retired to a more peaceful and prosperous life with their younger relatives who enjoy the luxury of a largely sheltered life to this day.